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Introducing Demotivators®
MOTIVATION. Psychology tells us that motivation- true, lasting
motivation- can only come from within. Common sense
tells us it can't be manufactured or productized. So how is it that a
multi-billion dollar industry thrives through the sale of motivational
commodities and services? Because, in our world of instant
gratification, people desperately want to believe that there are simple
solutions to complex problems. And when desperation has disposable
income, market opportunities abound.
AT DESPAIR, INC., we believe motivational products create unrealistic
expectations, raising hopes only to dash them.
That's why we created our soul-crushingly depressing Demotivators®
designs, so you can skip the delusions that motivational products
induce and head straight for the disappointments that follow!
E.L. Kersten, Ph.D.
Founder and COO
The War Against Motivation Continues.
For over two decades, the multi-billion dollar motivation industry has
unleashed untold suffering upon the workplaces, schools and civil
institutions of the world- in the insidious form of the motivational
poster. By the millions they have been sold and displayed- these dark
instruments of corporate propaganda. While promising to stimulate
"Hope", "Success" and "Teamwork", instead these tools of coercion and
intimidation have inspired only grief, anger and nausea.
In 1998, one company dared to fight back, as Despair, Inc. introduced Demotivators®,
satirical products reverse-engineered from the most powerful
motivational posters ever inflicted upon mankind. And now, with the Parody Motivator Generator,
we place those very same tools in your less-capable hands- giving you a
chance to join us in the battle against an opponent as ubiquitous as it
is idiotic. The chance to not only create your very own motivational
parodies online, but also to purchase beautiful 11"x14" prints of your
designs.
Now, Join The Battle and Make Your Design. http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php
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1 comment on 6/11/08 Thinking.....
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Oh, I like this concept...because no matter what people may say, the do think this way at least sometimes. It really is how people feel a lot of the time...and these Demotivators may help in releasing some of those feelings, allowing people to feel a heck of a lot better.
"Cleanliness is next to impossible" I might need one that says this to put in my office.
"Impatience let's us move on, like the time I don't have for you." I might like this one at times, too.
(Hey, those may not be good, but I did make them up all by myself!)